I was supposed to get my period Monday. Did I? No of course not. That would make life too simple and compartmentalized. So as not to ruin my undies I've been carring around pantyliners and a tampon with me everywhere. Last night I have only one liner left. Do you know what this means? I'll probably start today. Did I? Yes of course.

Add pepsi, milk and some sort of raw meat to that grocery list as well.