President Pussy bent over to have someone eyeball his ass while Dick was poking around in the oval office.

I'm sure there's fodder in there somewhere for a joke or two.

sausage biscuit for breakfast
strawberries and cream for lunch
Italian breaded chicken & sushi for supper
caramallo for dessert.

I'm off to the pool to read East of Eden and/or write deep meaningful thoughts in my journal.